100 Disney Jokes for Kids: Bringing Magic and Giggles to Every Disney Fan!

100 Disney Jokes for Kids: Bringing Magic and Giggles to Every Disney Fan!

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Ready to add a dash of Disney magic to your day? This collection of 100 Disney jokes for kids brings the whimsy and wonder of beloved characters like Mickey Mouse, Elsa, and Buzz Lightyear to life in a way that’s sure to make everyone laugh out loud. These jokes are perfect for sharing at family gatherings, school events, or even as a little pick-me-up during the day. Whether you’re a fan of Disney princesses, Pixar heroes, or classic favorites, this list is filled with giggles for Disney fans of all ages. So grab your mouse ears and dive into the fun – Mickey and friends are ready to tickle your funny bone!


1. Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?
Because Donald ducked!

2. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running away from the ball.

3. What does Ariel like to wear to math class?
Algae-bra.

4. How does Olaf stay so cool in the summer?
He just chills!

5. Why couldn’t Elsa have a balloon?
Because she’d let it go!

6. What kind of car does Minnie Mouse drive?
A Minnie-van.

7. Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one!

8. How does Lightning McQueen like his dinner?
Fast and furious.

9. What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear?
"You’re a star!"

10. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go, let it gooo!

Animal Friends Jokes
11. What do you call Simba when he’s walking too slow?
Mufasa’s son-der.

12. Why was the monkey so good at solving problems?
Because it had a lot of Rafiki-t!

13. Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was trying to find Pooh!

14. How did Scar get his name?
He was lion around!

15. Why does Pooh bear never order dessert?
Because he always has honey!

Princess Jokes
16. What’s Jasmine’s favorite kind of music?
Arabian rock!

17. Why was Ariel a great friend?
Because she had a lot of sole.

18. How does Cinderella know what time it is?
Her glass slipper has a clock built in!

19. Why did Rapunzel break up with her boyfriend?
He just let her down.

20. What’s Belle’s favorite type of music?
Rock and beast!

Toy Story Laughs
21. What’s Woody’s favorite type of weather?
Partly cloudy with a chance of Buzz.

22. Why couldn’t Buzz Lightyear eat at the buffet?
He was full – to infinity and beyond!

23. How does Rex feel when he tells jokes?
Dino-mite!

24. What’s Woody’s least favorite chore?
Cleaning up all the snake’s boots in his boot.

25. Why did Jessie bring a ladder?
To reach new heights!

Frozen Fun
26. What kind of cake does Elsa like?
The kind that never gets cold – because she freezes it!

27. Why is Olaf always happy?
Because every day is the “brrr”-ightest day ever!

28. What did Kristoff say to Sven?
“Stop horsing around!”

29. What did Anna say to Elsa on her birthday?
“You’re the coolest!”

30. Why doesn’t Olaf swim?
He might flake out!

Pixar Jokes
31. What did Dory say to Nemo?
"Just keep laughing!"

32. Why did the Incredibles open a bakery?
They make super rolls!

33. Why did Sulley take Mike Wazowski’s photo?
Because he only had one eye-dentity!

34. Why did Remy the rat get promoted?
Because he’s an ex-cellent cook!

35. What’s Mater’s favorite kind of food?
Rusty burgers.

Classic Disney Characters
36. Why did Pluto bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house.

37. Why does Mickey Mouse never tell a lie?
Because he wants to be a model mouse!

38. Why does Goofy love space?
He’s over the moon!

39. What kind of phone does Mickey Mouse use?
An iMouse.

40. Why can’t Minnie keep a secret?
She squeaks!

More Mickey and Friends Fun
41. Why was Donald Duck so good at baseball?
Because he has a great wing span!

42. What does Minnie say when she makes a joke?
That was cheesy!

43. Why does Goofy always have trouble with puzzles?
Because he’s always in pieces!

44. What is Mickey Mouse’s favorite treat?
Mickey bars!

45. Why does Daisy always bring an umbrella?
Because it might quack and rain!

Disney Villain Jokes
46. Why did Maleficent get grounded?
She was casting too much shade.

47. Why did Captain Hook break up with his girlfriend?
She drove him overboard!

48. How does Ursula like her music?
Deep and moody.

49. What did Gaston name his exercise class?
Beast-mode boot camp.

50. Why does Jafar love puzzles?
Because he’s always scheming!

51. Why did Olaf go to school?
To learn cool things!

52. How does Merida get around?
By riding her “bear-y” cool horse!

53. What does Moana use to find her way?
The ocean – it’s her “wave” of life!

54. Why is Maui so good at math?
He’s a real “sum” warrior!

55. What did Cinderella say to her pet mouse?
“You’re my squeak-heart!”

Fun with Toy Story
56. Why did Buzz Lightyear bring a towel to the beach?
Because he planned to take off!

57. Why is Woody such a good leader?
Because he’s got “pull” with everyone!

58. What does Jessie say when she finds something funny?
"Yee-haw-larious!"

59. Why did Rex get a job as a teacher?
Because he has dino-mite knowledge!

60. What’s Forky’s favorite meal?
Take-out!

Marvel-lous Jokes
61. Why doesn’t Spider-Man trust the Hulk to bake?
Because he’s likely to smash the dough!

62. What’s Thor’s favorite food?
Thunder-cakes!

63. Why does Iron Man love jokes?
Because he’s a real laugh-magnet!

64. Why doesn’t Captain America play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding that shield!

65. Why did Black Widow go to the library?
She wanted to get caught up in a good web of stories.

Frozen Funnies Continued
66. Why does Anna always go first in line?
Because she’s a real “ice-breaker.”

67. What’s Olaf’s favorite snack?
Frosted flakes!

68. Why did Kristoff open a petting zoo?
Because he loves reindeer games!

69. What’s Elsa’s favorite kind of movie?
Chilling thrillers.

70. Why does Olaf love the summer?
Because he gets all warm and melty inside!

Royal Laughs with Disney Princesses
71. Why did Snow White make a great friend?
Because she’s “fair” to everyone.

72. What did Rapunzel say after taking a test?
“I let down my guard and aced it!”

73. Why was Ariel a great singer?
Because she’s got perfect sea-sharp!

74. What did Belle say to the Beast at the library?
“We’ve got to shelf our differences.”

75. Why is Sleeping Beauty bad at chess?
She keeps falling a-sleep!

Animal Antics
76. Why did Simba bring a ruler to school?
To measure up to the king!

77. What did Baloo say when he lost his shoes?
“Bare necessities!”

78. Why does Dumbo make a great friend?
Because he’s “ear” for you!

79. Why can’t you take Pumbaa on a plane?
Because he’d hog the armrest!

80. What did Bambi say to his mom on a cold day?
“I’m deer-ly chilly!”

Monsters, Inc. Moments
81. Why did Mike Wazowski get a new watch?
Because he was always eye-timing everything.

82. What did Sulley say after working out?
“That was monstrously tough!”

83. Why did Roz get a job as a coach?
Because she’s always watching you.

84. What’s Boo’s favorite fruit?
Boo-berries!

85. Why doesn’t Mike ever get lost?
Because he’s got an eye for direction!

Punny Pirates
86. Why did Captain Jack Sparrow become a teacher?
To keep his “students on deck.”

87. How does Jack Sparrow always know where he’s going?
He follows his compass – even if it’s a bit “off.”

88. Why did the pirates bring their cameras?
To capture the “treasured” moments.

89. What do you call a pirate’s camera?
A Jolly Roger shot!

90. How do pirates say goodbye?
“Sea ya later!”

More Mickey and Friends Giggles
91. Why did Mickey Mouse bring an umbrella to the party?
Because it was forecast to be a “mouse-ive” success!

92. Why does Minnie always carry an extra bow?
In case she needs to “tie” things together!

93. What’s Pluto’s favorite planet?
His own!

94. What did Daisy Duck say to Donald when he was in a bad mood?
"Don't quack up!"

95. Why is Goofy so good at gardening?
Because he’s “goofing” around in the soil!

Even More Classic Disney Jokes
96. Why does Dumbo never need an alarm clock?
Because he wakes up at the “earliest” time.

97. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit the “Mickey-verse!”

98. Why does Tinkerbell make a great baker?
Because her treats are fairy delicious!

99. Why did Aladdin bring a map?
Because he wanted to show Jasmine the “whole new world.”

100. What’s Mickey’s favorite game to play with friends?
Hide-and-“squeak!”

There you have it—100 Disney jokes for kids that are sure to bring a smile to every Disney fan’s face!